Don't shoot, I'm only the system administrator!

The Register
Jun 27, 2025, 3:29 am110 pts
When police come to investigate tech support, make sure you have your story straight On Call Welcome once again to On Call, The Register's Friday column that celebrates the frolicsome fun that readers have experienced when asked to deliver tech support.…

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