Crossrail? More like Borkrail...

The Register
Jan 27, 2026, 7:30 am86 pts
A thoroughly modern piece of public transport infrastructure deserves a thoroughly modern bork Bork!Bork!Bork! London's Elizabeth Line is the latest thing in urban development (at least as far as the UK is concerned). So it seems appropriate that its borks should be similarly up to date, and its emoticons…

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