CERN eggheads burn AI into silicon to stem data deluge

The Register
Mar 22, 2026, 7:11 am271 ptsTop
The operating system of the universe isn’t going to debug itself feature CERN is nothing like today's agentic AI jockeys, who mostly rely on pre-set weights and generic TPUs and GPUs to generate their slop. CERN burns custom nanosecond-speed AI into the silicon itself just to eliminate excess data.…

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